If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle.
- me: so do u like dogs
- her: nah they're kinda gross
- me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately